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From: moroney@jon.DEC (Mike Moroney)
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Subject: Smokers enjoy the taste?
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Date: Wed, 12-Jun-85 15:51:43 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 12 15:51:43 1985
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A friend of mine claims that one of the reasons he smokes is "for the taste". 
I never could really understand that, and recently I felt rather nasty.  So I
stole one of his cigarettes, removed some of the tobacco, and added the
following flaverful items:  A bit of spiderweb, a piece of maple leaf, a small
feather, a bit of dirt, some paper towel and a dead ant.  I then repacked the
cigarette (easier said than done!) and watched when he lit it up.  When he was
done, I asked him if he enjoyed his cigarette, and he replied in the
affirmative. I then told him what was in it.  So, my question is, do smokers
*really*  enjoy the taste, or can they put any burning, obnoxious substance in
their mouthes? 

"There's a madness to my method."			Mike Moroney
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