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Subject: \"Boxer Twists\" for Brian Day
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Date: Fri, 14-Jun-85 09:02:48 EDT
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Brian asks if I have any 'twists' on how a manly man like myself steps
to the potty and handles himself when wearing All American Boxer Shorts.
(not those panties put out by Jocky and regulation for Yuppies)

By the way, the sense of 'freedom' one has to loaf around any which way in
Boxer Shorts is indicative of the type of open and straightforward lifestyle
and mind set of those who wear the All American Boxer Shorts.  "Don't Tread
On Me."  "One For All And All For One."  No 'constriction' for these guys!
Outdoor types!  MANLY.

As for addressing the potty, the trick is to wear All American Boxer Shorts
large enough so you don't have to do a thing!  Just piddle down the inside of
whichever leg you happen to be hanging out in without hitting the material.
Hmmmmmmm.  Of course that means you have to stand there with your suit pants
down to your ankles but that shouldn't bother a man's man.  One look and a
raised fist will put her in her place!

For some of you up and coming and would-be manly types here's a tip from 
Ken's scrapbook.  When at the little woman's house ask to use the potty
and while you're about it fill a water glass and pour it into the bowl
slowly and from a height.  Guarantied to stop the conversation in the next
room!  You will be the center of attention upon your return.  Yes sir, those
yuppie women will go wild.  Of course they try to cover their unbridled lust
with laughter and feigned attempts at revulsion, but we know what's really
on their minds gang.  And don't forget the power of the All American Boxer
Shorts crease when you sit down next to them and that line forms around your
knee giving the tip-off that you're a 'Boxer' man.  It's an APHRODISIAC guys!

Oh, and don't forget to change them at least once a week.

Well, so long for now.

Keep chargin'

Ken Arndt

"I've told you a million times, I never exaggerate!"