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From: cjbiggin@watmath.UUCP (Colin Biggin)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: Opening Lines
Message-ID: <15074@watmath.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 15-Jun-85 10:46:56 EDT
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Posted: Sat Jun 15 10:46:56 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 16-Jun-85 00:35:34 EDT
Reply-To: cjbiggin@watmath.UUCP (Colin Biggin)
Followup-To: Alex-Asshole@ucla-shitheads!{geeks!goofs!nerds}
Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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Melinda Shore responds to Alex Q (Mr. Bogus-Followup):
>> From: alex@ucla-cs.UUCP
>> By the way, why *are* there so few attractive women in Computer Science?
>
>And I've been wondering why the men in computer science are such geeks.  Like
>the ones at UCLA, for example.
>
>> Just kidding...
>
>Right.
>-- 
>Melinda Shore
>University of Chicago Computation Center
    
My what restraint Melinda, you should have been a little more blatantly
sarcastic.  After all, you're dealing with the man whose idea of humor
is rerouting the net so that it does circles within itself.  
    
I wonder what Alex and his "friends" are going to bet on next... perhaps
how long it will take somebody to develop a command to kill articles
written by dumb-shits from UCLA.  I have an idea Alex, we should put
you in charge of the entire net...  That way, articles appearing in
net.micro.mac will have responses in net.IBM.sucks.
   
You're quite the net.comedian.  You really are...  I haven't seen
such a good target for flames in months.  It's about time that
everybody in net.flambe ganged together and roasted such a willing
scapegoat...  I'll bet you're really Jeff Sargent reborn...
   
I don't know if sending mail to you is any good, you've probably
rerouted that so that some poor sole in Australia is receiving
all your "fan" mail...  Hell, maybe you should start posting 
your mail to net.social, lord knows you need help.  
   
And this gets back to Melinda's statement and yours.  Why are
you wondering about this Alex.  Are you that socially inept
that you can't meet people from other faculties.  Perhaps
you're not quite their mental equivelant.  Perhaps you really
are a geek as Melinda suggests and have no life beyond your
screen and your UNIX account.  If you've been reading the net
recently, (we've been reading about you in just about every newsgroup)
you'll see suggestions about meeting people through Email.  
You should try this.  Send some mail to people you think would
be nice to know.  And why don't you reroute responses to net.jokes.
   
What I found really distressing was that you said you were kidding
about no good-looking girls in CS.  I don't think you were kidding.
You're much too serious (or desperate) to be kidding.  You make
insulting remarks to Sophie and Sophie responds in kind only to
find her response in the next newsgroup she read.  You have 
problems Alex.  Maybe you should kill yourself...

					cheers,
-- 

					Colin Biggin
                                        Univperversity of Wonderloo
                                        Waterloo, Ontario
  
"They were the best of times, they were the worst of times.
 No, I think they were probably the New York Times."