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Subject: Penis Length Survey (rot13)
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Date: Thu, 13-Jun-85 00:16:44 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun 13 00:16:44 1985
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Cravf Yratgu Fheirl

Va beqre gb trarengr n fpvragvsvp nafjre gb Wrnarggr'f vzcregvarag ohg
nzhfvat dhrfgvbaf (anvir yvggyr tvey gung fur vf), V'z pbaqhpgvat gur Svefg
Naahny HFRARG Cravf Yratgu Fheirl (bcra gb znyr HFRARGgref bayl, V'z nsenvq,
ab NN urer).

Zra ner abgbevbhf yvnef nobhg gurve cravf yratgu, fb V unir qrivfrq gur
sbyybjvat sbbycebbs grfg.

1.  Qvfebor naq fgnaq ol lbhe xrlobneq.  Erfg lbhe yrsg grfgvpyr va gur
ebhaqrq ubyybj ba gbc bs gur "1" xrl.  Erfg lbhe evtug grfgvpyr va gur
xrl vzzrqvngryl orybj gung (gur D xrl ba n fgnaqneq xrlobneq, cebonoyl
fbzrguvat qvssrerag ba gur Qibenx xrlobneq.  Lbh yhzorewnpxf znl unir gb
hfr gur N be rira gur M xrl).

2.  Tenfc lbhe *guvat* va lbhe evtug unaq naq fync vg svezyl npebff gur
ahzore xrl ebj ba lbhe xrlobneq.  (Sbe vafgnapr, zl erfhyg vf "1234567890-+"
gur onpxfcnpr xrl erzbirf gur `.)

3.  Cynpr n pbcl bs gur Whar, 1981 Cynlobl bcra gb gur pragresbyq ng n
qvfgnapr bs 2.5 srrg.  Erfg lbhe *guvat* ba gur xrlobneq naq fgner vagragyl
ng gur tvey cvpgherq sbe svir zvahgrf be hagvy lbhe srrg yrnir gur tebhaq.
Ercrng gur nobir grfg.

4.  Cyrnfr cbfg lbhe erfhygf gb arg.trareny naq V'yy fhzznevmr gb rirelbar
ba gur arg ol crefbany znvy.

PNHGVBAF

1. Qb abg nggrzcg guvf grfg nsgre fjvzzvat.  Lbh jvyy fxrj gur erfhygf.
2. Oynpx zra znl jvfu gb hfr n fcrpvny rkgraqrq xrlobneq; be cynpr
   gjb xrlobneqf raq gb raq.
3. Vs lbh gel guvf grfg ba n choyvp xrlobneq, lbh znl jnag gb fjno vg qbja
   jvgu nypububy svefg.
4. Ba fbzr xrlobneqf, frirer fcnexvat znl erfhyg.  Or fher gb xrrc n sver
   rkgvathvfure unaql, naq QBA'G OR NSENVQ GB HFR VG.
5. Erzrzore, Yneel Ohq Zryzna vf abg na nggbearl.

Vapvqragnyyl, guvf grfg pna nyfb or hfrq gb qvntabfr fbzr travgny qvfbeqref:

Vs Lbhe Grfg Ybbxf              Gura
   Yvxr Guvf

   1                            Lbh fhssre sebz Fubeg Cravf Flaqebzr

   12367                        Lbh unir n fgenatr tnc va lbhe cravf

   12rstoa                      Lbhe cravf unf n evtug unaq oraq;
				fbzrgvzrf pnyyrq Wrexre'f Yrna.

   12jthv,y=]\                  Frrx vzzrqvngr zrqvpny pner.


				-- Fpbgg Gheare