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From: edward@ukma.UUCP (Primate #7463)
Newsgroups: net.flame,net.women
Subject: Re: Re: Women and the consumption of toilet paper.
Message-ID: <1879@ukma.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 16-Jun-85 11:24:40 EDT
Article-I.D.: ukma.1879
Posted: Sun Jun 16 11:24:40 1985
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Organization: Learning Studies Dept. @ U. of K.
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In article <57@denelvx.UUCP>, gmack@denelvx.UUCP (Gregg Mackenzie) writes:
> 
> Fellow netters,
> 
> 	Please don't flame edward for his recent posting.  It won't do any
> good.  It would be futile to point out that any idiot can read the "Newsgroups"
> line and see that this stuff is going to net.women, as well as net.flame,
> because edward wouldn't understand it.

	You're right. I'm an engineer, I don't have to know how to read.

>         You see, edward is actually an ape that the Learning Studies Dept. at
> U of K has attempted to train to use a keyboard.  You can see they've had 
> moderate success.

	Awwww, you found me out!!!! <Ape noises>

>         Unfortunately, edward got out the other night and wandered over to the
> math department and mistook one of their terminals for his little keyboard and,
> well, you saw what happened.

	Yeah, that was fun. Me an ol' McGilla [ plus a few of our basketball
players :-) ] get every other weekend off from the L.S.D.. We just love
to play on the net. There are so many people on here at the same intellectual
level that we operate at. (We are confused with the discussion on your
females menstrual periods though. Why not just let them bleed like our
mates do? Are sure you people are smarter than us apes?)

>         So, if it seems that edward doesn't have the slightest idea what he's
> talking about, that's simply because...he doesn't.

	I dunno. I get my ideas from you people.
> 
> Later & Greater,

	Greater than what? A 'lower' primate? Why not come on over to the
L.S.D. Gregg? We can teach you how to operate a keyboard just as well as me.

> Gregg Mackenzie

-- 
edward
Primate #7463

"I get my opinions from USENET"