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From: muffy@lll-crg.ARPA (Muffy Barkocy)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: Re: Women and the consumption of toilet paper.
Message-ID: <643@lll-crg.ARPA>
Date: Sat, 15-Jun-85 00:00:29 EDT
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Posted: Sat Jun 15 00:00:29 1985
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In article <371@sdcc12.UUCP> wa371@sdcc12.UUCP writes:
>> >It makes more sense to wrap
>> >them in toilet paper than to get blood all over the trash can (and
>> >have to wash it every month "It's really disgusting, dried blood.").
>
>Blood is the color of life.  And life is not disgusting--or is it?
>

"Blood is the color of life?"  Well, *dried* blood, is the color of
death, then.  Dried blood is very tenacious stuff.  Ever notice how
wounds close over with scabs?  Well,blood is very good at drying and 
adhering to things.  *I* don't want to scrub it off the trashcan every
month...but if you'll come do it for me, I'll stop using the extra n
squares of toilet paper.

>> My sisters gift-wrap them as they were taught by their
>> mother. "It wouldn't do for boys to see them. They might ask what they were."
>
>Right on!  Boys should be kept ignorant about and alienated from girls.
>
>But do napkins have to be wrapped in miles of toilet paper when two layers
>will do as well? 

Who said they were wrapped in "miles?"  I tend to settle for about two
layers, myself (funny you should mention that).  As for boys being kept
ignorant, what do you do, hide the boxes, as well?

>Women, of the world, mend your ways, or one of these days
>we will have a toilet paper crisis.  :-)

You mean we're not having one now?

>
>Cheers,
>Bernd <bear-nd>           *** hooray for USENET ***
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