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From: cdshaw@watmum.UUCP (Chris Shaw)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Doug the smug
Message-ID: <167@watmum.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 18-Jun-85 02:55:27 EDT
Article-I.D.: watmum.167
Posted: Tue Jun 18 02:55:27 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 19-Jun-85 01:35:26 EDT
Reply-To: cdshaw@watmum.UUCP (Chris Shaw)
Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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<<Note.. this is a joke>>
} ...I suspect one of them has a very advanced AI
} expert system for generating articles apparently written by me.
} 
} The realization that the algorithm for my thinking process has propogated
} over the net gives me a new feeling of imortality!  I hope they wrote
} down the method they use to emulate me.  Cause then, even long after I'm
} dead, I will exist on that piece of paper...... [ And more fatuous nonsense ]
}
}	Doug Alan

They did write it down... look !

	Take a dash of Jeff S., 
	add 2 (two) pounds of Alex Q... 
	1.5 inches of Scott T. (and that's stretching things),
	a couple of ounces of Rich R. 
	a pinch (nudge nudge) of Laura C.
	one metric tonne of Ken A.  (either.. take your pick)

	Mix these ingredients in a large vat of pig grease,
	pour in some wombat blood (shaken, not stirred)
	toss in a micro-waved cat for that extra-special aroma,
	add 3 (count 'em, THREE) dead babies to kill the
		bitter aftertaste left by the first 6 ingredients,
	and throw in a fresh slug, (see Subject line).

	Let sit in a Canadian winter (somewhere cosy like Churchill, Manitoba
	  where even the garbage-feeding polar bears would turn up their noses)

	Heat over an open FLAME, then serve in an appropriate newsgroup,
		(like net.bugs.2bsd)

In C, it looks as follows:

	main()
	
	{
	    printf( "Something dumb\n" );
	}

(C)	The above recipe taken from  Field's  "The Joy of Cooking Egos"


Chris Shaw    watmath!watmum!cdshaw  or  cdshaw@watmath
WaterPerversity of Uniloo
In doubt?  Eat hot high-speed death -- the experts' choice in gastric vileness !
(Appropriate, given the cooked context)
<< end of joke >>