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From: gts@dmcnh.UUCP (Guy The Schafer)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Leotyne Price for the United Negro College Fund
Message-ID: <206@dmcnh.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 17-Jun-85 11:33:15 EDT
Article-I.D.: dmcnh.206
Posted: Mon Jun 17 11:33:15 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 20-Jun-85 07:40:57 EDT
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If you stay up late at night when all of the television stations put on
public service commercials in those 50 cents per hour slots, then you've
seen the most hideous scourge of the airwaves:

	Leotyne Price for the United Negro College Fund.

It's not just that the UNCF seems proud of their blatent discrimination 
solely on the basis of race, and wouldn't the feathers fly if someone
started the United White Boy's College Fund....

Oh no.  It's not the double standard that bothers me--it's Leotyne Price's
mouth.  When she sings, her mouth gets so big I swear the top of her head
is going to drop off.  This woman has about sixteen or seventeen feet of
lips.  And besides that, the last line she sings is so long and distorted
that it sounds as if she is singing this:

	"...We want to give our best please understand,
	We're not asking for a handout, just a high."

So, one, lipectomy; two, hand:  H-A-N-D.

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