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From: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime)
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Subject: The FINAL New Bond suggestion
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Date: Fri, 21-Jun-85 14:54:50 EDT
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In my opinion, there's only one man for the job: John Cleese.

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Bond: "Are there ANY S.P.E.C.T.R.E. agents in this building?"
Flunky: "No, sir.  I was just leading you on."
Bond: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to shoot you."
Flunky: "I quite understand, sir."

BANG!

Bond: "What a senseless waste of human life..."

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[Opening shot of a casino, filled with very rich gambles and a smoke-filled
atmosphere.  Camera moves by roulette wheel, where Bond is winning heavily.
A fantastically beautiful woman approaches him.]

Woman:  "You play roulette very well, Mr...?"

[James Bond music swells in the background]

Bond: "DO YOU MIND!  I'm trying to concentrate!  Stupid cow!"

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Oh well, maybe Mel Gibson would be better after all....

                                "You'd do it for Randolph Scott."
                                (chorus) "*gasp* RANDOLPH SCOTT!"

					Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
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