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From: rafferty@cmu-cs-edu1.ARPA (Colin Rafferty)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: women and the consumpt... (not pissing on your hands)
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Date: Wed, 19-Jun-85 19:44:33 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 19 19:44:33 1985
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Organization: Carnegie-Mellon University, CS/RI
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>>>> "At Havahd they teach us to wash our hands afterwards."
>>>> 
>>>> "At MIT they teach us to not to piss on our hands."
>>>> 
>>> At Berkeley, we don't NEED to be taught not to piss on our hands!
>>> 
>> At BGSU we don't need to use our hands.
>> 
> How do you get it out, then? With your teeth? Putting it back after you're
> done would seem to be even more difficult.
> 
> Perhaps you just leave it dangling all the time. Or maybe you don't wear
> anything more complicated than a loincloth below the waist.
> 
>                                         Bill Laubenheimer

Actually, mine can take itself out by itself, and even open the fly.  I
guess you guys just haven't used yours very much.

Helpful hint:  If you want to make a good impression with the girls,
               zero-handed push-ups are very useful.  But don't tire
               yourself out.  I usually stick to 50 every morning.

----
            Colin Rafferty { Math Department, Carnegie-Mellon University }

"I suspect that CMU would deny ever knowing me, let alone sharing my views."