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From: ttorgers@udenva.UUCP (Troy Torgerson)
Newsgroups: net.flame,net.women
Subject: Re: toilet paper and the PURSUIT OF THE PERFECT PISS.
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Date: Wed, 19-Jun-85 12:32:42 EDT
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In article <> zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) writes:
>> > > Penis envy is nothing to bitch about. Now surrogate scrotums...
>> > 
>> > I wanted, when I was young, ,to be a big game hunter so I could have some
>> > fatastic trophy to mount on the wall over the fireplace. 
>> > 
>> > Now I know exactly what that trophy should be.
>> > 
>> > jeanette l. zobjeck
>> 
>> 	Yeah. Go out and hunt down a BIG one Jeanette. And be sure to
>> have a taxidermist stuff it well. It could CUMe (sic) IN real HANDy on
>> lonely Saturday nights.

>
>As I am getting weak from old-age and sitting at a terminal all day
>please send me your home and work addresses so I can collect the trophy
>for suitable stuffing as soon as possible.
>
>I have a friend who does taixdermy and he like to start  any new project
>by examining small specimens before he moves into the trophies  class.
>I assume you have something which vaguely resembles a penis only much
>smaller and less functional.  (Otherwhise how would you be able to
>appreciate what might me "HANDy" and when.
>
>jeanette l. zobjeck

To Jeanette:

Come on Jeanette, just because some guy has to make a JERK out of himself,
doesn't mean you have to lower yourself to his level.  I don't blame you,
but . . .  

To everyone else:

I haven't read everything that started all this mess, but just 
because Jeanette said something that was derogatory (sp?) to men, isn't
any reason to spend the next few months flaming her when what most of you
say is even worse.  You sound like a bunch of little kids going "Oh yeah?
Yeah, Oh yeah ..." etc...  I don't feel offended by what she said because
I don't believe it applies to me.  I'm not THAT insecure.  If she feels
that way about all men, then that's her problem, not everyone else's.
As for Scott. . .  Well, enough has been said about him too.  I for
one am getting tired of hearing what an asshole he is.  That is HIS problem.
If this part doesn't apply to you, then ignore it.

If you want to flame me, go ahead.  I have tough skin.



			Troy Torgerson
			udenva!ttorgers