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From: pauldan@hou2e.UUCP (P.SAUNDERS)
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Subject: Coke, Pepsi, and the New Twit
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Date: Tue, 18-Jun-85 17:20:45 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jun 18 17:20:45 1985
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Here is a summary of Larry G. Kim's intelligent responses to
three reasonable and valid articles about Coca-Cola.  I have paraphrased
the original articles in [] so as not to waste space :-)

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>>   [let's have a poll; I hate new coke]
>> 					   J. Sethian
>
>ASSHOLE, explain next time why you hate the new coke.  It doesn't taste
>that much different from the old coke, just more sweet and less gooey.
>
>Larry G. Kim

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>> [Coke tastes like Pepsi.  The makers of Coke are greedy, and tried
>>  to break into Pepsi's market share.  Coke marketers are yuppies.]
>
>WELL SHIT MAN, fucking nobody wants to hear your lame opinion about coke
>tasting like Pepsi.  It doesn't taste one bit like pepsi and you
>are  just crying about it because you have nothing better to do.
>
>I bet you sit on the toilet when you pee pee :)
>
>Larry G. Kim

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>> [Coke tastes like diluted Pepsi.  "has anyone who has tasted it liked it?"]
>
>FUCK YOU BUDDY. :) I personally like the taste of the new coke.  It is
>less sweet and less gooey than its predecessor.
>
>Larry G. Kim

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Well, Larry, you may have some pretty polished etiquitte, but you're not
too consistant.  In the first article you claim that the new coke is
*more* sweet and less gooey than the old coke (and we all know that the
old coke was pretty gooey- I always had problems getting it to pour through
that little hole in the top of the can); but in the third article, you
claim that the new coke is *less* sweet and less gooey than the old coke.

So which is it, huh, buddy?  Well?  You don't know, do you?  No, of
course you don't.  You're so concerned with getting in a good "FUCK YOU"
that you're not even thinking straight.   Granted, this is "net.flame",
and you have every right to show the world what a moron you are; but
we've all seen that in your other postings.  So why don't you just get
your butt off of the net like a nice little wimp?  

Dan Masi

P.S.  New coke is awful.  It's much sweeter (syrupy) and much less crisp
      and refreshing as old coke.  It really sucks (suits Larry just fine).
      Cast my vote for RC Cola, with the old Coca-Cola a close second.  The
      new stuff is at the bottom of my list.   <EOT>