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From: dkatz@zaphod.UUCP (Dave Katz)
Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.flame
Subject: Re: Penis Length Survey (rot13)
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Date: Sun, 23-Jun-85 02:52:06 EDT
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Now you've gone and done it.  I am thinking of suing the MEMBERS of the
net for medical damages.  I tried the PLS (repeatedly) and got the
following results:




123456
1234567890-
1234567890-^\
1234567890-
12345678
1
12
123456
1234567890-^\
1234567890-
12345678
1
123456
1234567890-^\
12345678
1
1234567890-
123
1234567890-^\
1
1234567890-^\
oHmYgOdImCoMiNg  ......::.

So then I had to clean my keyboard.  (BTW, an Apple ][ soaked in rubbing
alcohol works dandy).

Well, anyways, about two weeks later, I had to go to the doctor because
of an annoying itch and little square red spots on the underside of my
*THING*.  After extensive tests and several examinations by his nurse,
they finally diagnosed the problem as the dreaded:

VIDEO DISPLAY TESTICULITIS   (VDT)

He advised me to treat it immediately by frequent and repeated applications
of Keri Lotion before it formed a Hard Disk and turned into a micro-processor.

I think, from now on, that such surveys should be conducted only under
the supervision of a competent medical expert, or his nurse, and not by
hackers on a publicly distributed network.  Imagine the impact of a
world-wide outbreak of VDT!!!   The mere thought makes me want to go and
apply more lotion.