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From: terryl@tekcrl.UUCP ()
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: The Unix Olympics
Message-ID: <151@tekcrl.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 3-Jun-85 13:53:59 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun  3 13:53:59 1985
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>Challenge:  Think up events for the Unix Olympics.
>For starters...

>Day 1 of the Unix Olympics features, at the stadium, the longjmp().

>Day 2, at the pool, Asynchronous Swimming.  Two swimmers perform an
>      artistic routine in the water, paying no attention to each other,
>      the music or the clock.

Day 3, around the country-side, the lseek() (or fseek()) looking for
who-knows-what.

Day 4, for you kinky types, bind() to see who can tie up the stadium the
longest and produce a crash!!!!

Last day, in the stadium, wait() for the other events to finish and die!!!!
Immediately followed by shutdown().



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