Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site unc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!mcnc!unc!goodrum From: goodrum@unc.UUCP (Cloyd Goodrum) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: insults, yet impossible to be offensive Message-ID: <368@unc.UUCP> Date: Tue, 4-Jun-85 15:09:01 EDT Article-I.D.: unc.368 Posted: Tue Jun 4 15:09:01 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 6-Jun-85 06:25:06 EDT References: <305@cmu-cs-edu1.ARPA> <1784@ukma.UUCP> Reply-To: goodrum@unc.UUCP (Cloyd Goodrum) Organization: CS Dept., U. of N. Carolina at Chapel Hill Lines: 41 Summary: In article dbb@opus.UUCP (David B. Bordeau) writes: >> In article <305@cmu-cs-edu1.ARPA> rafferty@cmu-cs-edu1.ARPA (Colin Rafferty) writes: >> >The following are from a program called insult... >> > >> >You're a perfect example of a worthless wormy worthless semi skinny >> >skunk. Oh, go have sex with a goose! Go eat a frog. >> > >> >Get plague! You just make me hairy. Wow, man! >> >... (5 more pages) >> >> I appreciate the thought, but, uh, we don't need this sort of thing on here. >> The phone bills are bad enough as it is without someone using a program to >> create 5 pages of junk that I can generate here for free. I don't mean to >> send FLAMES or hurt anyone's feelings, just to give a gentle reminder that >> phone bills cost real dollars. >> >> Yours for not running script and posting your winning hack game to the >> net, >> >> Sean >> >> > > Sean, > > I don't know what your basic problem is but this is NET.JOKES > not "net.please don't run up my phone bill". > I hope life isn't that tough for ANYONE. > > > David B. > > ps. Sorry to all other net users, I just had to! And I might add that while Sean can generate this junk for free, a lot of net.joke readers can't. I don't have a copy of the insult program, and I get a "Bogus Newsgroup" warning whenever I try to access net.sources.games for the source. Could some kind soul out there post a copy of the source to net.jokes??? Cloyd Goodrum III