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From: rafferty@cmu-cs-edu1.ARPA (Colin Rafferty)
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Subject: surreal elephant joke
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Date: Tue, 4-Jun-85 17:09:02 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jun  4 17:09:02 1985
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This is a very old one, usually meant to be told to one dull-witted person
who, of course, doesn't get it, and feels very stupid when everyone around
him laughs.

One day, two elephants were taking a bath.  The first one said to the
second, "Pass the soap."  To which the second replied,

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"No soap; radio."

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            Colin Rafferty { Math Department, Carnegie-Mellon University }

"According to convention there is a sweet and a bitter, a hot and a cold,
and according to convention, there is an order.  In truth, there are atoms
and a void."
                -Democritus(400 B.C.)