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From: tortorino@hamstr.DEC (Sandy T., MKO1-2/H32, 264-5977)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: My chance to slip in a nun joke!!
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Date: Mon, 3-Jun-85 21:59:54 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun  3 21:59:54 1985
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	A young lady entered a very strict cloistered convent.  She was not
allowed to see anyone or even to speak.  A high point arrived when after ten
years in the convent, she was to be allowed to say exactly two words to the
Mother Superior.  She walked into the office for the big moment, swallowed
and said,


			"BED'S HARD."



And she was led away.



	Another ten years go by, and she is again allowed two words.  She
looks at the Mother Superior and says:



			"FOOD'S LOUSY."



And she was taken back to her room.


	Ten more years go by, and this now older woman is brought to the
office for her big moment.  This time she says,



			"I QUIT!"

	"Well, you might as well!" said the Mother Superior.  

"You've been bitching for thirty years!"


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                                  *   "Never mistake for malice 
	Sandy T.		  *    that which can be adequately
                                  *    explained by stupidity."   
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