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From: zaphod@deepthot.UUCP (Lance Bailey)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: its a new month
Message-ID: <531@deepthot.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 5-Jun-85 13:33:55 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun  5 13:33:55 1985
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and welcome to june,  this month's topic is 

"we were so poor that......."  jokes / competitions

and to start off


we were so poor that we thought a carpet was a special animal for 
the wealthy's automobiles.

any takers?

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                               decvax!{utzoo|watmath}!deepthot!zaphod
                       (Lance Bailey @ UWO  Comp Sci, London, Canada)