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Subject: Re: groaner
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Date: Tue, 4-Jun-85 16:21:20 EDT
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>>>>>>>>>>>>Q.  What did the battery say to the potato chip?
>>>>>>>>>>>>A.  I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay.
>>>>>>>>>>> Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one.  Else
>>>>>>>>>>> there's a danger of a salt and battery.
>>>>>>>>>> What a particurlarly revolting connection.
>>>>>>>>>  People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell.
>>>>>>>> What a shocking concept.
>>>>>>> What sparked this discussion?
>>>>>> I don't know, but it does have great potential.
>>>>> Potential !!??, I don't zinc so              
>>>> Personally, I am tired of lithium to this discussion......
>>>Yes,let's move on to somthing more current ...
>>OHM my God -----
>>At last you have exceeded my RESISTANCE, not to mention my CAPACITANCE
>>to put up with such reVOLTing jokes so I am posting this with great
>>RELUCTANCE.  I can only hope that these jokes are of a TRANSISTORy
>>nature because I don't think such puns are FARAD all to the viewer.
>WATT?
Gauss, Henry, that's real funny. Can you tell us mho while we dyne?

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Bill Swan 	{ihnp4,decvax,allegra,...}!uw-beaver!tikal!persci!bill