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From: rmorgan@tikal.UUCP (R J Morgan)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: groaner
Message-ID: <158@tikal.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 3-Jun-85 19:48:52 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun  3 19:48:52 1985
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Reply-To: rmorgan@tikal.UUCP (Rocky Morgan)
Organization: Teltone Corp., Kirkland, WA
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Organizatio: Teltone Corporation, Kirkland, WA

>>>>>>>>>>>Q.  What did the battery say to the potato chip?
>>>>>>>>>>>A.  I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay.
>>>>>>>>>> Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one.  Else
>>>>>>>>>> there's a danger of a salt and battery.
>>>>>>>>> What a particurlarly revolting connection.
>>>>>>>>  People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell.
>>>>>>> What a shocking concept.
>>>>>> What sparked this discussion?
>>>>> I don't know, but it does have great potential.
>>>> Potential !!??, I don't zinc so              
>>> Personally, I am tired of lithium to this discussion......
>>Yes,let's move on to somthing more current ...
>
>OHM my God -----
>At last you have exceeded my RESISTANCE, not to mention my CAPACITANCE
>to put up with such reVOLTing jokes so I am posting this with great
>RELUCTANCE.  I can only hope that these jokes are of a TRANSISTORy
>nature because I don't think such puns are FARAD all to the viewer.
WATT?
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