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From: ughenry@sunybcs.UUCP (Henry Neeman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: (ROT13) Offensive to Hellenics - offensive to Greeks (ROT13)
Message-ID: <1780@sunybcs.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 7-Jun-85 10:55:25 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun  7 10:55:25 1985
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  Bxnl, fb gurer'f guvf Terrx fuvccvat zntangr, evtug?  Jr'yy pnyy uvz
Bevfgbgyr Nanffvf.
  Fb Bev, nf ur'f xabja gb uvf Terrx ohqqvrf, qrpvqrf ur jnagf gb gbgnyyl
er-qb uvf rabezbhf rfgngr, jvgu arj qrpbengvbaf, arj ynaqfpncvat, rgp.
  Fb, ur uverf guvf ynaqfpncre, evtug?  Naq, bar qnl, gur ynaqfpncre vf
bhg gurer jvgu uvf perj, naq bar bs gur thlf va gur perj vf nobhg gb phg
qbja guvf gerr, jura Bev pbzrf ehaavat hc gb gurz, fubhgvat, "Ab, ab,
lbh zhfg abg phg qbja gung gerr!"
  "Jul abg?" gurl dhrel.
  "Orpnhfr haqre guvf gerr jnf jurer V svefg sryg gur wbl bs frkhny
pbaterff."
  "Nu," gurl fvtu, "ubj ebznagvp."  Fb gurl qba'g phg qbja gur gerr.
  N yvggyr juvyr yngre gurl ner nobhg gb phg qbja nabgure gerr abg gbb
sne bss sebz gur svefg gerr, jura ntnva gur evpu Terrx crefba pbzrf
ehfuvat hc gb gurz.  "Ab, ab, ab, lbh zhfg abg phg qbja guvf gerr rvgure!
Vg ubyqf terng fragvzragny inyhr gb zr!"
  "Jung inyhr vf gung?" gurl vadhver.
  "Haqre guvf gerr fng ure zbgure jura V ybfg zl ivetvavgl," ercyvrf
gur snohybhfyl jryy-gb-qb Uryyravp glcr.
  "URE ZBGURE!  Tbbq Tbq, jung qvq fur fnl?"






























  "Onn-nn-nn-nn."

-- 

                     Henry J. Neeman (ughenry@buffalo)

  "Well, no, we don't have _Rarnaby_Budge_ by Charles Dikkens with two
k's the famous Dutch author, and perhaps to save time I should add that
we don't have _Carnaby_Fudge_ by Darles Chickens, or _Farnbarous_Snudge_
by Miles Pickens or even _Stickwick_Stapers_ by Tharles Wickens with
four "m"'s and a silent "q"!  Why don't you try W. H. Smith's!"
  "I did.  They sent me here."
  "Did they."