Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 exptools; site ihlpg.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!ihlpg!sed408 From: sed408@ihlpg.UUCP (s. dugan) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: surreal elephant joke Message-ID: <567@ihlpg.UUCP> Date: Fri, 7-Jun-85 09:06:51 EDT Article-I.D.: ihlpg.567 Posted: Fri Jun 7 09:06:51 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 8-Jun-85 03:42:46 EDT References: <334@cmu-cs-edu1.ARPA> Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories Lines: 25 > This is a very old one, usually meant to be told to one dull-witted person > who, of course, doesn't get it, and feels very stupid when everyone around > him laughs. > > One day, two elephants were taking a bath. The first one said to the > second, "Pass the soap." To which the second replied, > > <~1000 linefeeds> > > "No soap; radio." > > ---- > Colin Rafferty { Math Department, Carnegie-Mellon University } > PLEASE! CONTROL YOURSELVES! DO NOT START THE GREAT "NO SOAP; RADIO" DEBATE OVER AGAIN! Sarah E. Dugan (a friend of Dr. Bob and Bill W.) "One Day At A Time" -- Sarah E. Dugan (a friend of Dr. Bob and Bill W.) "One Day At A Time"