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From: marantz@null.DEC (Josh HL02-2/G11 DTN 225-4394)
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Subject: Re: Surreal penguins [net.jokes]
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Date: Thu, 6-Jun-85 09:03:03 EDT
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[qwertyuiop]

> Two penguins were in a tub.
> 
> One said to the other "Pass the clock"

Now wait a minute.  I've seen a bunch of "surreal" jokes here,
and not only are they not at all funny, but they have nothing to
do with surrealism.  They look more like output from a random
word generator.  A while back there was a good surrealist
lightbulb joke and I think people have gotten the impression
that anything that doesn't make any sense is just as funny:

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with
brightly colored machine tools.

Don't ya get it?  The vision of the act of changing a lightbulb
is obscured by the ... OH NEVER MIND, HERE'S MY JOKE:

(stolen from National Lampoon)
What's red and bubbly and scratches at glass?





















A baby in a microwave.


-Josh