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From: jay@npois.UUCP (Anton Winteroak)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: odd company names
Message-ID: <335@npois.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 6-Jun-85 11:19:07 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun  6 11:19:07 1985
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	In and around Waterbury Ct. (the Brass City) there are a number
of companies with funny names, involving the manufacture of little
helical fasteners, namely
		Perfection Screw   and
		Royal Screw.

	In Troy, New York, there is a small family business called
the Bizarro Funeral Home. I always wondered what kind of Funeral they
threw. There was another one called the S & M Meat Market and Deli.