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From: TONY@NCSUVM.BITNET
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d,net.jokes
Subject: Soliciting JAP jokes for a definitive list.
Message-ID: <28@NCSUVM>
Date: Tue, 7-May-85 21:06:09 EDT
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Posted: Tue May  7 21:06:09 1985
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Having nothing better to do for a few weeks now (i.e, the students are gone),
I thought I might use my idle hours here at the Comp. Ctr. to provide a much
needed service to the net. Therefore I am soliciting contributions for the

       Canonical Collection of Jewish-American Princess Jokes.

I have seen the CCOLBJ and the CCOFGS on the net, but not the above. If such
a sacred collection exists and I have just missed it, would someone PLEASE
(Beg;Beg;Grovel;Grovel) send me a copy. If NOT, here is YOUR chance to add
to the essential miscellanea of the Known Universe. Please mail responses
to me:
        tony@ncsuvm.bitnet
   If I get a sufficient number, I will post the collection to the net.
   Thanks in advance,
                   Tony Lawrence (tony@ncsuvm.bitnet)

"Take me to your stove!?   You Idiot! Give me that book!"