Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site nmtvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!zehntel!dual!lll-crg!gymble!umcp-cs!seismo!cmcl2!lanl!unmvax!unm-cvax!nmtvax!guads From: guads@nmtvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Offensive to Australians???? (No, not really.) Message-ID: <487@nmtvax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 7-May-85 20:29:36 EDT Article-I.D.: nmtvax.487 Posted: Tue May 7 20:29:36 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 10-Jun-85 05:37:21 EDT References: <> Reply-To: guads@nmtvax.UUCP (Steven Lautzenheiser) Distribution: net Organization: Society for the Potection of Plankton Lines: 15 >What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? > >A stick. > >Michael S. Weiss What do you call a one-point shuriken? A knife. -- -Lautzy (Romulan) ...unmvax!nmtvax!guads