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From: boren@randvax.UUCP (Pat Boren)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Oxymoron
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Date: Fri, 7-Jun-85 13:23:41 EDT
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> Parkway              (You drive on a parkway)
> Driveway             (You park on a driveway)


My apologies to Gallagher, the comedian, but he came up with

  Cargo                 goes by ship
  Shipment              goes by car (or truck)
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		Patricia Boren
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		boren@rand-unix.arpa