Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site moncol.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!hplabs!nsc!pesnta!moncol!john From: john@moncol.UUCP (John Ruschmeyer) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Re. More Battery Message-ID: <287@moncol.UUCP> Date: Fri, 10-May-85 23:52:29 EDT Article-I.D.: moncol.287 Posted: Fri May 10 23:52:29 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 10-Jun-85 20:04:27 EDT References: <1309@amd.UUCP> Organization: Monmouth College, West Long Branch, NJ 07764 Lines: 26 >> > > > > > > > > >Q. What did the battery say to the potato chip? >> > > > > > > > > >A. I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay. >> > > > > > > > > Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one. Else >> > > > > > > > > there's a danger of a salt and battery. >> > > > > > > > What a particurlarly revolting connection. >> > > > > > > People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell. >> > > > > > What a shocking concept. >> > > > > What sparked this discussion? >> > > > I don't know, but it does have great potential. >> > > Potential !!??, I don't zinc so >> > Personally, I am tired of lithium to this discussion...... >>Yes,let's move on to somthing more current ... >I resist moving on to somthing more current or watt ever! I don't know. I was beginning to get a charge out of this. -- Name: John Ruschmeyer US Mail: Monmouth College, W. Long Branch, NJ 07764 Phone: (201) 222-6600 x366 UUCP: ...!vax135!petsd!moncol!john ...!princeton!moncol!john ...!pesnta!moncol!john Silly Quote: "Oh sair, it was Kahn. We found him in an unlinked inode. He put creatures in our bodies... made us post lies, say things, flame things, but keptin was strong..."