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From: gast@ucla-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: 3 lies
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Date: Thu, 6-Jun-85 02:34:36 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun  6 02:34:36 1985
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Several years ago, I saw a book called something like the 3 greatest lies.
It had the 3 greatest lies for every occasion and by everyone and thing.
It had lies for a woman trying to pick up a man; a man trying to pick up a
woman; Xerox machine lies (I promise I won't jam); dog lies (I promise
I won't smell any more crotches, I promise I won't piss on any more
fire hydrants), etc, etc.  Really, a very funny book.

I think the 3 biggest lies were

The check's in the mail
Black is beautiful
I promise I won't come in your mouth.


David Gast
gast@locus.ucla.edu