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From: mraspuzzi@kl2116.DEC (Michael Raspuzzi)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: three great lies (Really: putdowns)
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Date: Mon, 10-Jun-85 13:18:31 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun 10 13:18:31 1985
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>Summary: 
 
> > Most of the discussion regarding what the three greatest lies are has
> > resulted from the male population on the net. Well boys, you all are 
> > missing the third lie (really a line as opposed to a lie)
> > 
> > 
> > Is it in yet?
> 
> RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!!
> 
>Well, how about some more clever put-downs, then?  My girlfriend knows
>of "Is it in yet?" and 
 
>     Was that all?
 
I have heard a clever one for "Is it in yet?". When a female asks that 
question, simply reply with "I don't know, I can't feel the sides."
 
Unfortunately, I don't have one for "Was that all?".
 
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