Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sphinx.UChicago.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!harvard!talcott!panda!genrad!decvax!bellcore!allegra!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!gargoyle!sphinx!beth From: beth@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (Beth Christy) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: RE: Wither Steve Jobs Message-ID: <630@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP> Date: Thu, 6-Jun-85 21:42:06 EDT Article-I.D.: sphinx.630 Posted: Thu Jun 6 21:42:06 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 12-Jun-85 01:17:15 EDT References: <10017@rochester.UUCP> Organization: U. Chicago - Computation Center Lines: 18 From: henry@rochester.UUCP, Message-ID: <10017@rochester.UUCP>: >From: Henry.Kautz >... >>quarters profits were only 16 cents per share. Apple is seeking new talent >>and has hired a new director of marketing for ts Apple II. He is Michael >>K. Lorelli, formerly a marketeer with International Playtex Inc's tampon >>group (seriously!). > >Ok, here's the punchline-of-the-month contest: Why is an Apple II like >a tampon? Send your answers to net.jokes --- >---- Henry Kautz They both come with strings attached? -- --JB Life is just a bowl.