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From: jcjeff@ihlpg.UUCP (Richard Jeffreys)
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Subject: Polish jokes - Offensive to Poles - (ROT13)
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Date: Wed, 12-Jun-85 22:26:13 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 12 22:26:13 1985
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Urer ner n srj Cbyvfu wbxrf sbe lbh.
V qb ubcr gung lbh unir abg frra gurz orsber.
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Jul ner gurer ab vpr phorf va Cbynaq?
	Gurl ybfg gur erpvcr.

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Jul qba'g Cbyvfu jbzra oernfg-srrq gurve onovrf?
	Orpnhfr vg uhegf jura gurl obvy gurve avccyrf.

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Jul qb Cbyrf unir cbpxznexf?
	Sebz yrneavat gb rng jvgu n sbex.

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Jub jnf gur jvaare bs gur erprag Cbyvfu ornhgl pbagrfg?
	Abobql.

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Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur Cbyr jub fghqvrq sbe svir qnlf sbe n hevar grfg?

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N thl jnyxf vagb n fgber naq fnlf gb gur zna oruvaq gur pbhagre,
"V'q yvxr n cbhaq bs cbgngb fnynq, fbzr pbyr fynj naq n Xvryonfn."
Gur zna oruvaq gur pbhagre fnlf,
"Ner lbh Cbyvfu?"
"Lrf," fnlf gur thl, "ubj qvq lbh xabj?"
"Guvf vf n uneqjner fgber."

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Gjb Cbyvfu cvybgf ner nccebnpuvat gur nvecbeg sbe n ynaqvat va gurve cynar.
"Gung ehajnl ybbxf njshyyl fubeg. Jr'q orggre fybj qbja." fnlf gur cvybg.
Gurl fybj qbja, naq nf gurl trg pybfre gur pb-cvybg fnlf,
"Lbh'er evtug, gung ehajnl qbrf ybbx njshyyl fubeg. Jr orggre fybj qbja rira
zber."
Gurl fybj qbja naq, nf gurl trg rira pybfre, gur ehajnl ybbxf rira fubegre
fgvyy. Ol guvf gvzr gurl unir fybjrq nyzbfg gb n fgbc, fb gung gurl ynaq
nyzbfg yvxr n uryvpbcgre.
"V pna'g oryvrir vg," fnlf gur cvybg. "Guvf vf gur fubegrfg ehajnl V'ir rire
ynaqrq ba."
"Lrf," fnlf gur pb-cvybg, "Ohg vg fher vf gur jvqrfg."

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        Sebz gur xrlf bs Evpuneq Wrsserlf ( Oevgvfu Pvgvmra Birefrnf )        
                rzcyblrq ol Abegu Nzrevpna Cuvyvcf Pbecbengvba                
                @ NG&G Oryy Ynobengbevrf, Ancreivyyr, Vyyvabvf                
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