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From: darryl@ISM780.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Apple II and tampons
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Date: Tue, 11-Jun-85 06:56:00 EDT
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>>Ok, here's the punchline-of-the-month contest:  Why is an Apple II like
>>a tampon? Send your answers to net.jokes ---
>>---- Henry Kautz
>
>You don't want to use them more than once?
>
>Ben Liberman

Well, perhaps this is your own creation...

>Actually, I spell my name Be3n. The 3 is silent, you see.

...but this is stolen directly from a Tom Lehrer lead in to the song
"We'll All Go Together When We Go".  Maybe next time you'll have the
graciousness to mention from whom you are stealing.

	    --Darryl Richman, INTERACTIVE Systems Corp.
	    ...!cca!ima!ism780!darryl
	    The views expressed above are my opinions only.

P.S.  Old joke to make this entry legit:

    Why do the British drink warm beer?

    Because they have Lucas refrigerators!