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From: cdshaw@watmum.UUCP (Chris Shaw)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: three great lies (Really: putdowns)
Message-ID: <160@watmum.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 14-Jun-85 00:01:17 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun 14 00:01:17 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 14-Jun-85 04:35:39 EDT
Reply-To: cdshaw@watmum.UUCP (Chris Shaw)
Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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> I have heard a clever one for "Is it in yet?". When a female asks that 
> question, simply reply with "I don't know, I can't feel the sides."
>  
> Unfortunately, I don't have one for "Was that all?".
>  
How 'bout
    "Yeah, you passed out from the excitement and I finished without you"

or
    "Sorry, I was dying of boredom... had to do SOMEthing to wake myself up"

or
    "Yeah, I wanted to watch the news.. it's on in 3 minutes"


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Chris Shaw    watmath!watmum!cdshaw  or  cdshaw@watmath
University of Waterloo
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