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From: jcnhb@ihlpg.UUCP (berry)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Mummy, Mummy Jokes (ROT13) - offensive to Mums
Message-ID: <622@ihlpg.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 13-Jun-85 17:21:52 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun 13 17:21:52 1985
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*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MUMMY MUMMY JOKES ***

Va Ratynaq jr unq n fcngr bs Zhzzl Zhzzl wbxrf.
Urer vf n fnzcyr:-


"Zhzzl, Zhzzl, Jung'f frk?"
"Fuhg hc naq uryc zr trg Tenaal bss gur qbbe xabo!"

"Zhzzl, Zhzzl, yrg zr bhg bs gur pybfrg vg'f ubg va urer!"
"Ab V pna'g qrne be gur sver zvtug fcernq."

"Zhzzl, Zhzzl, pna V jrne n oen abj gung V'z 14?"
"Ab Oevna."

"Zhzzl, Zhzzl, jung'f na betnfz"
"V qba'g xabj nfx lbhe Sngure."

"Zhzzl, Zhzzl, V guvax V'z certanag."
"Qba'g or fvyyl lbh'er bayl frira."
"BX - fnzr ntnva ynqf!"

"Zhzzl, Zhzzl, Fnyyl jba'g pbzr fxvccvat jvgu zr."
"Yrnir ure nybar, qneyvat, lbh xabj vg znxrf ure fghzcf oyrrq."
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