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From: long@oliveb.UUCP (A Panther Modern)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: three great lies (Really: putdowns)
Message-ID: <458@oliveb.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 12-Jun-85 17:54:32 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 12 17:54:32 1985
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In article <2590@decwrl.UUCP> mraspuzzi@kl2116.DEC (Michael Raspuzzi) writes:
| I have heard a clever one for "Is it in yet?". When a female asks that 
| question, simply reply with "I don't know, I can't feel the sides."
|  
| Unfortunately, I don't have one for "Was that all?".

    Perhaps "Yes.  I'm not into statuary rape."?
				    ^--sic.
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