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From: cagordon@watnot.UUCP (Chris Gordon)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to nobody(so if you're a nobody, don't read it) - offensive to nobody (ROT13)
Message-ID: <11220@watnot.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 14-Jun-85 21:25:36 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun 14 21:25:36 1985
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 Vg'f Fngheqnl avtug. Wvzzl'f zbgure bayl whfg ernyvmrq ubj ybat ur unq orra va
gur ongugho. Fur qrpvqrq gb tb frr jung jnf gnxvat uvz fb ybat. Fur dhvpxyl
jrag hcfgnvef naq ragrerq gur jnfuebbz naq fnj Wvzzl cynlvat irel pbagragrq
jvgu uvf yvggyr ehoore qhpxl (be jungrire lbh jbhyq abeznyyl cynl jvgu jura
lbh'er va gur gho).
 "Lbhat zna! Qba'g lbh guvax vg'f nobhg gvzr lbh tbg bhg bs gurer?" fur fnvq
 "Bu nyy evtug, zbz"

 "Whfg ybbx ng lbh - lbh'er nyy evaxyrf! Qb lbh ernyvmr lbh'ir orra va gurer sbe
bire 2 ubhef!"
 Jvgubhg n zbzrag'f urfvgngvba, ur ercyvrq "Gung'f abguvat! V bapr fcrag avar
zbaguf va n gho" naq jnyxrq njnl.