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From: kinne@asgb.UUCP (Robert W Kinne)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: RE: Wither Steve JobsA
Message-ID: <716@asgb.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 13-Jun-85 18:21:28 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun 13 18:21:28 1985
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> > From: henry@rochester.UUCP, Message-ID: <10017@rochester.UUCP>:
> > >From: Henry.Kautz
> > >...
> > >>quarters profits were only 16 cents per share.  Apple is seeking new talent
> > >>and has hired a new director of marketing for ts Apple II.  He is Michael
> > >>K.  Lorelli, formerly a marketeer with International Playtex Inc's tampon
> > >>group (seriously!).
> > >
> > >Ok, here's the punchline-of-the-month contest:  Why is an Apple II like
> > >a tampon?  Send your answers to net.jokes ---
> > >---- Henry Kautz
> > 
> > They both come with strings attached?
> > 
> 
> How about                                  
> 
> They both plug into an outlet.
> 
> 
NO, NO!  All wrong!

Ready?

Why is Apple like a tampon?



----many, many linefeeds----


They may not be on top, but they're right up in there!


Grooaan!