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From: goodrum@unc.UUCP (Cloyd Goodrum)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: World's thinnest books
Message-ID: <439@unc.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 13-Jun-85 12:45:44 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun 13 12:45:44 1985
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In article <ut-ngp.1824> lsmith@ut-ngp.UTEXAS (lsmith) writes:
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>In my collection of bad taste items, I have a volume entitled
>"The Wit and Humor of Richard Nixon" by Bill Adler.
>It's a thin book with lots of white space. Examples:
>"The Russian bear is always most dangerous when its arms are outstretched
>in a gesture of seeming friendship."
>"I want you to know how much I appreciate the opportunity to speak to you
>today and particularly in view of the weather that I understand cannot
>be blamed on the Republicans because we had it yesterday, too."

	Years and years and years ago I saw a book in a gift shop entitled
"The Wit And Wisdom Of Spiro Agnew". It had lots of white space,too. In
fact, there was nothing but white space!!

		Cloyd Goodrum III