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Subject: offensive to good jokes
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Date: Tue, 11-Jun-85 15:54:00 EDT
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What item in the list below does not belong??

	1. Crab

	2. Lobster

	3. Trout

	4. An old Chinaman being run over by a truck

The Answer is the Trout, of course.

Why???  Because the other three are crusteceans.
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