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From: ughenry@sunybcs.UUCP (Henry Neeman)
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Subject: Rich jokes, not poor.
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Date: Sat, 15-Jun-85 13:58:39 EDT
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Posted: Sat Jun 15 13:58:39 1985
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From National Lampoon:

  Standard & Poor's rich jokes:

    Mr. Standard:  Well, you know, Mr. Poor, I'm so rich, I just bought
      my dog a little boy.
    Mr. Poor:  That's nothing, Mr. Standard.  I don't have air conditioning
      in my Rolls, I just keep a dozen cold ones in the refrigerator.


-- 

                     Henry J. Neeman (ughenry@buffalo)

  "Well, no, we don't have _Rarnaby_Budge_ by Charles Dikkens with two
k's the famous Dutch author, and perhaps to save time I should add that
we don't have _Carnaby_Fudge_ by Darles Chickens, or _Farnbarous_Snudge_
by Miles Pickens or even _Stickwick_Stapers_ by Tharles Wickens with
four "m"'s and a silent "q"!  Why don't you try W. H. Smith's!"
  "I did.  They sent me here."
  "Did they."