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From: jcfag@ihlpg.UUCP (gazzi)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Mildly offensive Sears tower joke (ROT13).
Message-ID: <600@ihlpg.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 11-Jun-85 18:18:14 EDT
Article-I.D.: ihlpg.600
Posted: Tue Jun 11 18:18:14 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 16-Jun-85 08:39:09 EDT
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Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories
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  N zna jnf jnyxvat nybat ol gur Frnef gbjre bar
qnl jura ur ybbxrq hc naq fnj gjb zra fgnaqvat ba gur gbc.
Juvyr ur jnf jngpuvat, bar bs gur zra whzcrq bss, synccrq uvf
nezf naq syrj nebhaq gur gbjre.  Gura gur bgure qvq rknpgyl gur
fnzr.  Snfpvangrq, gur zna tbg gb gur gbc bs gur gbjre jvgu
terng unfgvarff naq jrag hc gb gur gjb zra naq fnvq, "Qvq
zl rlrf qrprvir zr, be qvq V ernyyl frr lbh syl ebhaq gur gbjre?"
  "Lrf," fnvq bar bs gur zra whzcvat bss, sylvat ebhaq va n n
pvepyr synccvat uvf nezf whfg gb cebir vg.
  "Pbhyq V qb vg," nfxrq gur zna.
  "Bs pbhefr, whfg whzc bss gur rqtr naq sync lbhe nezf,"
fnvq gur nivngbe.
  Fb gur zna whzcrq bss gur gbjre, synccvat uvf nezf
senagvpnyyl, bayl gb or fcynggrerq 1000 srrg orybj va n zrff bs
oybbq, thgf naq gjvqqyl yvggyr ovgf ur unq rngra sbe qvaare.
Zrnajuvyr ba gur gbc bs gur gbjre bar bs gur zra ghearq gb
gur bgure naq fnvq, "Lbh xabj Tnoevry, sbe na Nepunatry lbh'ir
tbg n ernyyl fvpx frafr bs uhzbhe.
-- 
Frank Gazzi at AT&T Bell Laboratories in Naperville Il.
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