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From: dpn@panda.UUCP (Dale P. Nielsen)
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Subject: two riddles
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Date: Sun, 16-Jun-85 18:14:51 EDT
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What is dangerous and lives in a tree?


























A squirrel with a machine gun.

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What is dangerous and lives in the grass?





















A frog with a hand grenade.





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