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From: todd@SCINEWS.UUCP (Todd Jones)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: 3 lies
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Date: Fri, 14-Jun-85 19:24:53 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun 14 19:24:53 1985
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> 
> Several years ago, I saw a book called something like the 3 greatest lies.
> It had the 3 greatest lies for every occasion and by everyone and thing.
> It had lies for a woman trying to pick up a man; a man trying to pick up a
> woman; Xerox machine lies (I promise I won't jam); dog lies (I promise
> I won't smell any more crotches, I promise I won't piss on any more
> fire hydrants), etc, etc.  Really, a very funny book.
> 
> I think the 3 biggest lies were
> 
> The check's in the mail
> Black is beautiful

	You disgusting racist pig.

> I promise I won't come in your mouth.
> 
> 
> David Gast
> gast@locus.ucla.edu

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