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From: leiby@masscomp.UUCP (Mike Leibensperger)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: peak quips (really, Yankee Group flame + joke)
Message-ID: <723@masscomp.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 18-Jun-85 20:36:55 EDT
Article-I.D.: masscomp.723
Posted: Tue Jun 18 20:36:55 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 19-Jun-85 06:07:03 EDT
References: <197@yetti.UUCP>
Reply-To: leiby@masscomp.UUCP (Mike Leibensperger)
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Organization: Masscomp - Westford, MA
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Summary: Yankee Group flame; hacker joke

In article <197@yetti.UUCP> peter@yetti.UUCP (Runge) writes:
>  Here are a couple of "peak quips"
>which I came across recently, from a talk given in Toronto by Mr. Howard
>Anderson (Yankee Group):
>    "The IBM purchase of ROLM gives new meaning to the term 'twisted pair'.
>     ...
>     Lassie, Rin Tin Tin, and UNIX -- two are stars, and one is a dog."

I for one find the "Yankee Group" itself pretty hilarious -- apparently
they make piles of bread from unsuspecting non-UNIX types by giving seminars
telling how bad UNIX is.  What a swindle!

And now for the joke:

	What did the little boy hacker say to the little girl hacker?

		...

			"Let's get loaded, then link!"

--
Rt. Rev. Mike Leibensperger, Archbishop of Chelmsford
Church of St. Clint the Righteous  ("Feel lucky, Pink Boy?")
Masscomp; 1 Technology Park; Westford, MA 01886
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