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From: rob@masscomp.UUCP ( Roberta Anslow)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: joke heard at USENIX
Message-ID: <725@masscomp.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 19-Jun-85 20:48:24 EDT
Article-I.D.: masscomp.725
Posted: Wed Jun 19 20:48:24 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 20-Jun-85 00:44:28 EDT
Reply-To: rob@masscomp.UUCP ( Roberta Anslow)
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Organization: Masscomp - Westford, MA
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Keywords: JAP,prostitute,nyphomanic


	This joke may be offensive to some people!

	What is the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomanic
and a JAP?


	A prositute says "Are you done yet?"

	A nymphomanic says "You done already!!"

	A JAP says "Beige,.....I think I'll paint the ceiling beige"


	..{decvax,ihnp4,harpo...}!masscomp!rob