Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 4/15/85; site ubvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!genrad!mit-eddie!think!harvard!seismo!hao!hplabs!pesnta!amd!amdcad!cae780!ubvax!frederic From: frederic@ubvax.UUCP (Frederic Bach) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: beer. Message-ID: <198@ubvax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 11-Jun-85 12:03:14 EDT Article-I.D.: ubvax.198 Posted: Tue Jun 11 12:03:14 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 20-Jun-85 07:28:45 EDT References: <196@ubvax.UUCP> Organization: Ungermann-Bass, Inc., Santa Clara, CA Lines: 14 Summary: more... This guy arrives in a saloon in Texas. It's a huge saloon, the bar may be 150 ft. long, and there's scores of tables. He sits at a table and asks for a beer. The waiter brings him a recipient halfway between the mug and the keg, full of beer. He next asks for a steak, and he is brought a huge piece of meat, at least 3 lbs. After this somptuous meal, he asks for the restrooms, but, mislead, he ends up in the pool. Struggling for air, he manages to shout : " Hey out there, don't flush, don't flush..." frederic << You need steel balls to play pinball >>