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From: dfjmccarthy@watmath.UUCP (Darryl McCarthy)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: just a joke
Message-ID: <15173@watmath.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 19-Jun-85 17:17:43 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 19 17:17:43 1985
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Reply-To: dfjmccarthy@watmath.UUCP (Darryl McCarthy)
Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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One day in a bar,  a young man walks in with a little man about
one foot tall on his shoulder and orders a beer. So the bartender
pours him the beer, gives it to him and the little guy walks down
his arm drinks the beer and then spits part of it in the guys
face. So the guy orders another, the bartender gets it for him 
and again the little guy climbs down his arm drinks it and spits
in the guys face. Well by this time the bartender was wondering
why the guy wasn't doing anything to the little guy on his shoulder.
So he asks the guy, "Why are you letting that guy drink all your 
beer and spit in your face?" So the guy says "Well when I was on 
a vacation in Saudi Arabia I met this Jeanie and he granted me 
three wishes. So I asked for a million dollars, the most beautiful
woman in the world, and a "TWELVE INCH PRICK".

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                                 	Darryl McCarthy
					University of Waterloo
					Waterloo, Ontario
					(I also have no clever lines)