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From: bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: did I hear that right ?
Message-ID: <759@aluxe.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 19-Jun-85 13:25:10 EDT
Article-I.D.: aluxe.759
Posted: Wed Jun 19 13:25:10 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 20-Jun-85 09:47:53 EDT
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Allentown, PA
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Two good 'ol boys grew up together.  They were nearly
inseparable until one of them met, fell in love with, and
married the beautiful daughter of the local mimister.  A few
months after the wedding, the two were out fishing and
talking about the married one's new life style:
#1 "I guess you've got to go to church regular now ?"
#2 "Matter of fact --- and I'm going to start teaching
Sunday School next week."
#1 "As I recall, you don't know much about religion."
#2 "Enough !"
#1 "As I recall, you don't even know the Lord's Prayer."
#2 "Sure I do.  Everybody knows the Lord's Prayer."
#1 "Five bucks says you don't."
#2 "Easiest five I ever made - here goes:
    Now-I-lay-me-down-to-sleep,
    I-pray-the-Lord-my-soul-to-keep...
#1 (interrupting) "Hold on there.....I was sure you 
   didn't know it !!!  ... here's your five dollars."
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bob adolt - bell labs, allentown