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From: steven@luke.UUCP (Steven List)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: We were so poor that...
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Date: Sun, 16-Jun-85 13:23:44 EDT
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Posted: Sun Jun 16 13:23:44 1985
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Organization: Uncle Bene's Farm
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We were so poor that we invited the cockroaches in for dinner.

We were so poor that we thought new clothes meant someone had died.

We were so poor that a luxury cruise was taking the ferry to Staten Island.

We were so poor that we carved a turnip for Halloween.

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